Doug: Yo man
Doug: I heard your mom got a new book out
Andrew: ...
Andrew: oh yeah?
Andrew: what's it called?
Doug: ...
Doug: If I Did It
Doug: ...
Andrew: ...
Doug: :D
Doug: Holy shit
Doug: What the hell is wrong with Katy Perry?
Andrew: ...
Andrew: Nothing
Andrew: Literally not a thing
Andrew: Whoa
Andrew: did you see that picture of Helen Mirren
Andrew: when she was younger?
Andrew: she looking fine as hell
Doug: ...
Andrew: ...
Doug: Motherfucker, she looking fine as hell right now

