September 2011
4 posts
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Doug: Yo man
Doug: I heard your mom got a new book out
Andrew: ...
Andrew: oh yeah?
Andrew: what's it called?
Doug: ...
Doug: If I Did It
Doug: ...
Andrew: ...
Doug: :D
August 2011
3 posts
Doug: Holy shit
Doug: What the hell is wrong with Katy Perry?
Andrew: ...
Andrew: Nothing
Andrew: Literally not a thing
Andrew: Whoa
Andrew: did you see that picture of Helen Mirren
Andrew: when she was younger?
Andrew: she looking fine as hell
Doug: ...
Andrew: ...
Doug: Motherfucker, she looking fine as hell right now
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June 2011
7 posts
Doug: YES!
Andrew: what?
Doug: "No results found for 'Chillard Fillmore'"
Doug: hey man
Andrew: yeah?
Doug: can I ask you a favor?
Doug: I hate to even ask
Andrew: sure, what is it?
Doug: I'm going to need a ride later
Doug: do you think you could help me out?
Andrew: sure, where are you go-
Doug: Funkytown!
Andrew: DUDE
Andrew: DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE
Andrew: Dude, holy shit
Doug: What
Andrew: DUDE
Andrew: Planters is getting back in the peanut butter game
Andrew: and they have a new companion mascot to Mr. Peanut
Doug: WHAT?
Andrew: Peanut Butter Doug
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Doug: Oh, that actually reminds me
Doug: So, I was in The Hague, of all places...
Andrew: really
Doug: yeah
Andrew: weird
Andrew: I'm surprised they haven't dragged you there more often
Doug: Yo man, the Souplantation in Marina Del Rey is closing
Andrew: Shiiiiit.
Doug: ...
Andrew: ...
Andrew: free at last
Doug: :(
Andrew: Oh shit, Tavis Smiley and Cornell West are doing a show from China next week
Doug: We definitely need to livetweet that #SODOPE
Doug: Brother Andrew
Andrew: Brother Doug
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Doug: Yo, I'm going to find a good Tim Dog track to post on your facebook.
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May 2011
7 posts
Doug's Jerky
Doug: oh, shit
Andrew: what?
Doug: I forgot to order my jerky online
Andrew: what's that?
Doug: like, I order this special jerky on the internet
Andrew: ...
Andrew: You know, I think they prefer to be called sex workers.
Doug: You know, I'm actually descended from one of the Dutch Masters
Andrew: Oh shit
Andrew: seriously?
Doug: yeah
Andrew: Like actual guy on the cigarillo box?
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Doug: Oh shit
Doug: dude
Andrew: What?
Doug: Sit down
Doug: Seriously
Andrew: what?
Doug: We fucked up
Andrew: ...
Doug: I can't believe we missed it.
Andrew: what?
Doug: From Prada To Nada came out on DVD yesterday
April 2011
4 posts
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Together: ♫ Go shorty ♫
Andrew: ♫ It's your b- ♫
Doug: EARTHDAY!
Andrew: ...
Doug: :D
Hairstyles
Doug: Hey man, I'm really feeling your hair today
Andrew: oh, yeah, thanks, I-
Doug: Even though you won't feel my hair.
Andrew: ...
Doug: ...
Andrew: :(
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Doug: oh shit!
Andrew: what?
Doug: hold on
Doug: let me do a search...
Andrew: what?
Doug: From...
Doug: Prada...
Doug: To Nada...
Doug: ...
Doug: Blu-ray
March 2011
2 posts
Kate: Hey, you guys want a soy crisp?
Andrew: ...
Doug: ...
Andrew: no-
Doug: Get the fuck out of here with that shit
McRib Is Trending
Doug: Oh man
Doug: Andrew
Andrew: What?
Doug: Andrew
Doug: Great news
Andrew: ...
Doug: McRib is trending
February 2011
4 posts
Doug: ♫ This is what it sounds like ♫
Andrew: ...
Doug: ♫ When Doug cries ♫
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Doug: Seriously, who the hell dresses Tavis Smiley?
Andrew: ...
Doug: ...
Andrew: Steve Harvey
Andrew: ...
Andrew: Is this ok to post to Fuck Yeah Office Friends?
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Pete: Hey, did you guys see Ke$ha on Kimmel last night?
Doug: no
Doug: I don't really like him
Doug: Kimmel's aight, though
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January 2011
5 posts
Andrew: You know what I like?
Doug: ...
Doug: what.
Andrew: how you tense up every time I call you racist
Andrew: you're like, wait, is he right?
Doug: Man, someone just posted a bunch of Wes Anderson pictures on Tumblr.
Andrew: ...
Andrew: more like Wack Anderson
Doug: ..
Andrew: ...
Doug: whatever
Doug: more like Stress Anderson
Anonymous asked: shit yo. yeah?
December 2010
8 posts
Happy Holidays From The Office Friends
Andrew: What it doooooooooooo?
Andrew: ...
Doug: ...
Andrew: Oh shit, you're on vacation already.
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Andrew: Hey man
Andrew: I know we're supposed to wait
Andrew: But I just can't. Here
Andrew: I got you this first edition of The Turner Diaries for Secret Santa
Doug: Andrew
Doug: Seriously, that is so offensive
Andrew: ...
Doug: ...
Doug: We said there was a $5 limit.
Doug: How much you wanna bet
Doug: If Malcolm X were still alive
Andrew: Oh jesus
Doug: How much you want to bet
Doug: He'd be dating Kathy Griffin
Andrew: ...
Andrew: :(
Doug: :D
The Apple Store
Andrew: Hold on, did [REDACTED] just say
Andrew: she knows a lot of sculptors
Andrew: because she worked at the Apple Store?
Doug: ...
Doug: the fuck does that mean?
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Doug: Man, I was in Cub Scouts for, like, two weeks
Doug: until the scout master took me aside
Doug: and was like, your neckerchief needs some work.
Doug: And then later, I was at home, and I was like -
Andrew: - why did I blow that guy?
Doug: ...
Andrew: :)
Doug: King of Slams!
Doug: Man, you got the ball handling abilities of Pee-Wee Herman
Andrew: ...
Andrew: :(
Andrew: ...
Andrew: Wait, is that even a slam?
November 2010
4 posts
Doug: Man, if you could go back in time in a time machine
Doug: like, 300 years or so
Doug: tell me you wouldn't want to hang out with that guy
Andrew: Dude
Andrew: I am not getting in no time machine
Andrew: Ain't trying to build no railroads
Doug: ...
Andrew: fight Genghis Khan
Andrew: Jesus christ, what are you listening to?
Doug: Oh this?
Doug: It's this Beatles concert that's streaming on Apple
Andrew: ...
Andrew: You know what?
Andrew: I think you just officially shot the moon on whiteness.
October 2010
5 posts
Andrew: Yo man, I hell of used conditioner today
Andrew: shit is just silky
Doug: Man, I quit that shit
Doug: I just use shampoo now
Doug: Feel how silky this shit feels
Andrew: No
Doug: ...It's really silky.
Andrew: No, really.
Doug: ...
Doug: Seriously, feel my hair.
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Chinese Office Workers