December 2010
8 posts
Happy Holidays From The Office Friends
Andrew: What it doooooooooooo?
Andrew: ...
Doug: ...
Andrew: Oh shit, you're on vacation already.
Dec 23rd
1 tag
Dec 17th
1 tag
Dec 17th
Andrew: Hey man
Andrew: I know we're supposed to wait
Andrew: But I just can't. Here
Andrew: I got you this first edition of The Turner Diaries for Secret Santa
Doug: Andrew
Doug: Seriously, that is so offensive
Andrew: ...
Doug: ...
Doug: We said there was a $5 limit.
Dec 15th
Doug: How much you wanna bet
Doug: If Malcolm X were still alive
Andrew: Oh jesus
Doug: How much you want to bet
Doug: He'd be dating Kathy Griffin
Andrew: ...
Andrew: :(
Doug: :D
Dec 14th
The Apple Store
Andrew: Hold on, did [REDACTED] just say
Andrew: she knows a lot of sculptors
Andrew: because she worked at the Apple Store?
Doug: ...
Doug: the fuck does that mean?
Dec 14th
1 tag
Doug: Man, I was in Cub Scouts for, like, two weeks
Doug: until the scout master took me aside
Doug: and was like, your neckerchief needs some work.
Doug: And then later, I was at home, and I was like -
Andrew: - why did I blow that guy?
Doug: ...
Andrew: :)
Doug: King of Slams!
Dec 3rd
Doug: Man, you got the ball handling abilities of Pee-Wee Herman
Andrew: ...
Andrew: :(
Andrew: ...
Andrew: Wait, is that even a slam?
Dec 2nd